Video of Michael Jackson STILL ALIVE

Rumors of Michael Jackson still being alive are spreading like forest fires. Now, we have this video that has surfaced which looks like Michael Jackson hopping out of a coroner's van alive. Could Michael Jackson really be alive? Could this really be him in the video? Could Michael Jackson have faked his own death to get out of debt? Is this why it is taking the Jackson family so long to bury the body? Maybe because there really is no body? Michael Jackson was a wacky guy, so I would not put it past him to pull of a stunt like this. Maybe Michael Jackson is kicking it with 2Pac and his idol, Elvis Presley now.

Happy Birthday Mike, wherever you may be.

Check out this crazy video and judge for yourself:

Michael Jackson Will Finally Be Laid To Rest

CNN has reported that the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, will be buried at Glendale Forest Lawn Memorial Park in California.

He'll join a number of other deceased celebrities who've been buried there, including Clark Gable, W. C. Fields, and Humphrey Bogart.

Michael Jackson will be buried on Saturday, August 29th, which is Michael's birthday. I'm not so sure that a birthday burial is not strange, but regardless of that, it's about time! He only had to wait, what, 8 weeks for burial?

May you finally rest in peace, Mike!

Michael Jackson's secret son? Omer Bhatti Pictures

Michael Jackson’s secret son 25 year old Omar Bhatti, who is a Norwegian rapper (mother Pia Bhatti) is no secret now, you will even find him in most of the recent Jackson family photos. Even a couple of weeks ago Omar Bhatti was allowed to sit in the front row circled by the Jackson family at Michael Jackson’s memorial service at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Presently Omer Bhatti is seeking a DNA test to prove that he is really Michael Jackson’s son.

Jermaine Jackson, Michael’s brother had announced that Omer Bhatti will be welcomed into the family if he could prove that he is the fourth child of The King of Pop.

Jermaine also added that he is not yet sure whether Omer is his brother’s son. But if he is a Jackson, he would be treated exactly the same as Michael’s three younger children, Prince Michael, 12, Paris Michael, 11, and Blanket (Prince Michael II) seven.

A Fox News report in 2004 claimed Michael had been telling his friends he was the father, but they were unsure whether or not to believe him.

However, Omer’s appearance and his physical similarities to Michael’s official son Blanket, has indeed fuelled speculation that he might be the son of Michael Jackson( see picture at the top).

Jackson was introduced to Omer way back in 1996. Michael was highly impressed by the imitation dance moves of then 12 year old Omer. The following year, Jackson invited the whole family to Neverland Ranch to stay with him. Omer’s father Riz Bhatti worked as a chauffeur and Omer’s mother Pia Bhatti became the caretaker of Blanket.

Manslaughter evidence sought at Michael Jackson doctor's office

Detectives searched the Houston, Texas, medical office of Dr. Conrad Murray on Wednesday for "evidence of the offense of manslaughter," Murray's lawyer said. The search warrant "services part of the ongoing investigation into the death of Michael Jackson," a Los Angeles Police spokesman said.

Obviously the Dr has something to do with his death, but murder? You can blame the doctor all you want, but if he didn't give Michael the drugs, Michael would have found someone else who would have. Either way, he was bound to be dead by now.

Video of Michael Jackson's hair on fire in 1984

In 1984 Michael Jackson was shooting a commercial for Pepsi. During the shoot, Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire during an on-set accident. Jackson suffered serious burns to his face and scalp, and this is when his addiction to pain medications started.

This is never before seen video...warning, it is graphic.

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson will FINALLY be laid to rest. I got so drunk tonight, I could not help it though. I was watching the Michael Jackson memorial coverage at the Staples Center all day today because I was not lucky enough to be one of the 17,500 ticket winners and I had to drink my sorrows away, I cried my eyes out, I have to tell you. I did not think that I would cry, but after watching Brooke Shields and then Paris (Michael Jackson's daughter) say what they had to say, I could not help myself. My tears were falling like Niagra Falls. Paris is cute as a button, and after she told the world that her Daddy was the best father anybody could ever have, my eyes were flowing with tears. Rest In Peace Michael Jackson, and I hope that everything turns out for the best for your children!

Massive Scramble For Michael Jackson Funeral Tickets

Not every Michael Jackson fan will get the opportunity to go to his funeral. There are over half a million Michael Jackson fans scrambling for the 17,500 free tickets that were made available to the public for MJ's public memorial service next Tuesday at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Just within minutes of the staples center making the tickets available online at http://www.staplescenter.com/ their servers crashed due to the amount of traffic the website was receiving.

"You might want to consider watching this from the comfort of your own home," said Los Angeles City Councilwoman Jan Perry, who is doubling as the city's acting mayor.

But fear not, if you were not one of the lucky ones to get a ticket, the memorial service will be streamed online. Also, if you are trying to get a glimpse of Michael Jackson's body, it won't happen at the memorial service. Michael Jackson's body will not be there.

Dead Michael Jackson Jokes

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.

Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.

In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.

Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.

Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.

In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”

What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.