Jessica Simpson Posts Wacky Face Mask Pic on Twitter

Jessica Simpson is taking promotion of her upcoming VH-1 reality show The Price of Beauty to a hilarious new high.

The blonde bombshell posted a photo of herself on her Twitter page wearing a facial mask meant to demonstrate the point of her show.

"Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask," Jessica Tweeted. La Mer is considered THE skin care line by many Hollywood stars who absolutely swear by it. But like the show's title, La Mer has a price.

The mask Simpson is using in her picture costs a cool $320.

Jessica is fun to watch and she really is cute and I get why she would do a "beauty" type show. But why she would hawk such pricy products to her fans who obviously aren't in her income bracket is a mystery. Maybe she'll also show cheaper equivalent products.

‘How do I get my sister to sleep with me’

How do I Get My Sister to Sleep with Me and How Do I Get My Boyfriend To Eat Me out

“How do I get my sister to sleep with me,” one of the many crazy Google suggests out there, reached the top trending topic on Google trends today.

Wondering why? If you try typing “How do I get…” into Google’s searchbox, you’ll see Google try to automatically complete the search term. A few odd suggestions pop up, including “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?

This unlikely phrase has to do with a Google feature that’s designed to expedite searches. The “Google Suggests” suggestions are taken from searches users all over the world have done on Google, as well as searches you’ve done, sites in Google’s search index, and ads on Google. As one HuffPostTech reader notes, they’re suggestions based off of searches by people just like you.

Check it out.

Porn Star Claims Tiger Woods Got Her Pregnant Twice

Porn star Joslyn James, who is one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses is now saying that Tiger Woods got her pregnant two times while Tiger was married to his wife Elin.

Joslyn James is saying that she miscarried her first baby with Tiger Woods and the 2ND baby she aborted because he/she would have been due around the same time as Tiger's baby with his wife. Tiger's son is now 1 year old. So Tiger would have have another 1 year old with this porn star.

Joselyn James says that she did not want to ruin anything between Tiger Woods and his wife and that is why she had the abortion. She also says that Tiger Woods did not know about the first baby. She says that the day she was going to tell Tiger was the same day she ended up having the miscarriage, and after she lost the baby, she did not want to talk about it.

Joselyn says she carried on an affair with Tiger woods for three years, from 2006-2009 and that protection was never talked about between the two of them.

There is definitely something fishy going on here though because don't porn stars take birth control pills 24-7?

Also, what the heck is Tiger Woods thinking having unprotected sex with a porn star? Something smells fishy here... no pun intended.

Here are a few pictures of porn star Joselyn James.

Dr. Dre ain't no punk!

Rapper Dr. Dre is suing Deathrow reacords over royalties for 'The Chronic' album. Those punks at Deathrow released a newer version of The Chronic without Dr. Dre's permission. And then they have the nerve to not pay Dre any royalties for his own music. What a shady bunch. And by shady we don't mean Slim Shady.

Dr Dre went to court in Los Angeles yesterday to sue those biznitches for $75K. Dre says that he has not been paid any royalties for his original Chrinic album since 1996. Then those punks at Deathrow realeased the newer version in 2009 titled 'The Chronic Re-Lit' and never gave Dr. Dre a dime.

I guess you could say that those slimeballs Forgot About Dre.

Get your cheddar, Dr. Dre!

Fashion Icon Alexander McQueen Dead

British fashion Icon Alexander McQueen was found dead in his aprtment this morning. According to reports, it is a suicide. Alexander, who is 40 years old, was found after hanging in his Central London apartment.

Just a few days earlier, Alexander's mother had died. My guess is that his suicide definitely has a lot to do with the traqgic loss of his mother.

Lexander had a long list of celebrity clients, including Lady Gaga, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Alba, Beyonce and Naomi Campbell.

Alec Baldwin was rushed to hospital

Could it be two in one day?? Another Farrah/MJ occurence?

Alec Baldwin was rushed to hospital after his daughter dialled 911.

The 51-year-old actor, who stars in hit U.S. show 30 Rock, was in an 'unresponsive' state when taken to a hospital in New York.

A 911 emergency call was made from his home in Manhattan. It is thought his teenage daughter Ireland made the call.

Bill Clinton hospitalized with chest pain

Christ on a cracker, Slick Willy could be next...

Former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized in New York on Thursday after experiencing chest pain, two sources told CNN.

The sources did not know whether it was a "full heart attack."

The White House was told of the situation.

Clinton, 63, underwent quadruple bypass surgery in 2004 at New York-Presbyterian Hospital. Doctors in 2005 removed scar tissue and fluid that had built up after that surgery.

A spokeswoman for that hospital said she had not heard anything about the report.

In recent weeks, Clinton was overseeing the United Nations aid mission in Haiti after a January 12 earthquake struck there.

Lil Wayne goes to jail today

Rikers Island has a new inmate and his name is Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne will be spending the next 12 months of his life in Rikers Island Prison for a gun possession charge that happened in 2007.

What is it with these rappers and NFL players and NBA players that they feel they need to carry guns around with them all the time? Is their life really that much in danger? Don't they have body guards with them all all times? I don't get it. Why carry a gun when you know it's illegal and if you get caught, your ass may end up in the pokie?

Oh well, you do the crime you do the time. Try not to drop the soap for the next year or so Mr. Lil Wayne. And say hi to fellow gun toter, Plaxico Burress for us, ok?

Brooke Hundley Pictures

I am sure that by now most of you know the story about ESPN's Steve Phillips sex scandal. If not, I'll sum it up in on sentence: Steve Phillips was fired from ESPN for banging his 22 year old production assistant, Brook Hundley. If you want to know the whole story you can read it here: The Huffington Post

What I did want to show you though is pictures of Brooke Hundley, and then I want to ask you a question after you look at Brooke's pictures.



























































So the only question that I have is: Why Steve? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????

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Grown Ups Trailer [VIDEO]

VIDEO! Here is video of the new movie "Grown Ups. The Grownups trailer video hits today for the June 2010 film featuring Adam Sandler and Salma Hayek.

“Thirty years after their high school graduation, five good friends reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.”

The film is written by Adam Sandler and Fred Wolf, directed by Dennis Dungan. Sandler plays Lenny Feder, and Hayek is Roxanne Chase-Feder. Rob Schneider is Rob Hilliard and Chirs Rock is Kurt McKenzie (opposite Maya Rudolf as Deanne McKenzie).

Daivd Spade is Marcus Higgins and yes, Norm MacDonald joins as Geezer. Tim Meadows is Malcolm and even Joyce Van Patten rounds out the cast as Gloria.

The film originally had working names of Lake House and Mad Families.

Adam Sandler … Lenny Feder

Steve Buscemi

Salma Hayek … Roxanne Chase-Feder

Maria Bello … Sally Lamonsoff

Rob Schneider … Rob Hilliard

Lindsey Vonn Sports Illustrated Cover - HOT!

Sports Illustrated has decided to put women's downhill skier Lindsey Vonn on the latest cover os Sports Illustrated. Heck, why not? Do you see how hot she is?

Lindsey Vonn is on the cover in a tuck, which by the way is a traditional and very frequently used skiing position. But this Sports Illustrated cover has angered some folks. People are saying that it sexualizes Lindsey Vonn and objectifies her. Yeah OK... so whats the problem? Lindsey Vonn obviously knew this when she agreed to do the Sports Illustrated cover in the first place. If she does not have a problem with taking advantage of her Hollywood good looks, why should anybody else give two craps about it?

Seriously, good for you Lindsey Vonn! Now go back this cover up with a gold medal at the Winter Olympics!

Here is a picture of the Sports Illustrated cover which hit newsstand yesterday.

Britney Murphy's death has been ruled an ACCIDENT!

The LA County coroners office has ruled that Britney Murphy's death was an accident, caused by not only pneumonka, but also an iron deficiency and multiple drug intoxication.

Oh no! Please tell me this is not going to be another Michael Jackson/Anna Nicole Smith drug cocktale suicide/murder.

The Coroners office has not yet said what types of drugs Britney Murphy had in her system. We have to wait two weeks for the coroners office to realease this information.

R.I.P. Britney Murphy. You will be missed! You were a great actress, especially in Heathers and Girl Interupted. This is a real loss of young talent in Hollywood.

Mel Gibson drops the A-Bomb on live TV

Mel Gibson rocks! If you did not have a reason to like him yet, even if all the great movies he has starred in or produced, you will love him after watching this video.

The interviewer speaks with Mel Gibson via satellite, Mel Gibson thinks he is there to promote his new movie, "Edge of Darkness" but the reporter starts asking Mel questions regarding his past behavior. At the end of the video Mel thinks he is off camera, takes a sip of his Starbucks coffee and then calls the reporter an ***hole. Haha it does not get any better than that! I think the reporter got what he deserved.

People makes mistakes. Like Mel Gibson says, those things happened four years ago, it's over and done with, time to move on.

LEAVE MEL GIBSON ALONE!!!

Seriously, anybody who makes a film such as Braveheart can get away with some drunken rants in my book. I will always be a fan of Mel Gibson and so should you.