Thursday, July 30, 2009

Erin Andrews 911 call


In a July 22nd 911 call, ESPN reporter Erin Andrews describes paparazzi sitting outside her home in a gated community in Dunwoody, Georgia. I kind of feel sorry for Erin Andrews. Although she tells the 911 operator way too much, you can hear the stress and frustration in her voice. It's a shame that Erin Andrews has to go through this.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Natalie Smith is Tony Romo's New Girlfriend (PHOTOS)


Tony Romo is just as quick off the field as he is on it. The rumor is that Tony Romo is already shagging another girl... Natalie Smith, 22 years old. Rumor is that Tony Romo and Natalie Smith have been in an intimate relationship, exchanging text messages for months, while Romo was still shagging Jessica Simpson. Could it have been Natalie Smith that came between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson? Say it ain't so, Romo!

Picture of Madonna's Freaky Biceps/Arms


I understand Madonna is 50 years old, and thats fine. But I have never seen arms on a woman like this in my life, 50 years old or 20 years old. Look at those biceps and bulging veins! This really is an unpleasant sight! Madonna has taken fitness too far. I don't know what exercises she's doing but it is definitely too much.

Well, at least we know who to cast as Skeletor in the new He-Man film.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush break up


Kim Kardashian and NFL running back, Reggie Bush have mutually decided to go their separate ways. Both of them are "very sad" about the split, a source says. "They love each other a lot and hope someday they can make it work. But for now, he starts his football season this week and Kim starts filming season four of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and they just need this time apart."

They are/were such a good looking couple, they seemed happy together. Reggie seems like a really nice guy and he was good for Kim. And Kim, well, Reggie got to smack dat ass. My guess is they will be back together within a year. But in the meantime, now Reggie Bush can concentrate on why the Saints brought him to New Orleans.

Jillian and Ed still together


After last night's 'The Bachelorette finale' everybody is wondering if Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski still together. Some fans are hoping that they are in fact still together while others are hoping that their relationship went straight to splitsville.

Jillian liked both of the final contestants, Kiptyn Locke and Ed Swiderski, but she says that she fell in love with Ed on the show. See guys, even if you have erectile dysfunction issues, you can still land hot chicks. Even if she does have huge nostrils.

If you really want to know if Jillian and Ed are still together, make sure you tune in tonight to watch 'The Bachelorette: After the final rose' on ABC.

2008 Miss Universe Winner: Dayana Mendoza (PICTURES)

It's almost time to crown the next Miss Universe. And last year's winner, Dayana Mendoza will be there to pass her crown. Here are pictures of the beautiful Miss Dayana Mendoza.







Monday, July 27, 2009

Jessica Simpson banned from Tony Romo's house


According to US WEEKLY, Jessica Simpson is no longer allowed to go to Tony Romo's crib.

A sign at the entrance reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN....JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.


I am not sure if I even believe this though. Why would Tony put a sign at the entrance instead of just telling security? Maybe somebody put that sign there as a prank.

However, if this is true, then my guess is that Tony Romo just bought groceries and he just doesn't want Jessica rummaging through his fridge. Oooooooo...what? too low of a blow?

Friday, July 24, 2009

'So You Think You Can Dance' results July 23: Katie Holmes and the 100th episode: VIDEO


Katie Holmes took the stage on "So You Think You Can Dance" for the show's 100th episode on Thursday night in a tribute to Judy Garland. Katie sang a pleasant version of Garland's "Get Happy" from the 1950s musical "Summer Stock." I thought she was amazing. She looked beautiful. Good for her for putting herself out there for a good cause and doing something positive. She has great legs! Go Kate!

But in my opinion, Katie Holmes was not the highlight of the 100th episode. This show highlights truly gifted dancers I will continue to watch as I truly appreciate the dancers who bring it every week.

Two more season 5 dancers had to go home, and this week, Janette Manrara and Jason Glover received the fewest votes.

The results surprised the judges. In an unusual departure, judge Nigel Lythgoe told Janette she was his favorite dancer and one he hoped would win the competition.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Kate Major: Jon Gosselin's Night Out With ANOTHER Kate


Jon Gosselin, the "Jon & Kate Plus 8" star had dinner with ANOTHER Kate - Star magazine reporter Kate Major.

Jon for someone who hates the camera you are always doing interviews...Oh I get it, you only hate the camera when it's with you, your current wife, and the 8 kiddies, right? Now all of a sudden he loves the camera, he doen't want to be a part of Jon & Kate plus 8 as he has stated over and over again, he just wants to be Jon. When is he going to wake up and understand if he wasn't a part of Jon & Kate plus 8 no one would want to talk to him or take his picture or go out to dinner with him. He is a bore and has no personality.

By the way, for those who care, the show will be back on the air in two weeks.

Michael Jackson's secret son? Omer Bhatti Pictures


Michael Jackson’s secret son 25 year old Omar Bhatti, who is a Norwegian rapper (mother Pia Bhatti) is no secret now, you will even find him in most of the recent Jackson family photos. Even a couple of weeks ago Omar Bhatti was allowed to sit in the front row circled by the Jackson family at Michael Jackson’s memorial service at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Presently Omer Bhatti is seeking a DNA test to prove that he is really Michael Jackson’s son.

Jermaine Jackson, Michael’s brother had announced that Omer Bhatti will be welcomed into the family if he could prove that he is the fourth child of The King of Pop.

Jermaine also added that he is not yet sure whether Omer is his brother’s son. But if he is a Jackson, he would be treated exactly the same as Michael’s three younger children, Prince Michael, 12, Paris Michael, 11, and Blanket (Prince Michael II) seven.

A Fox News report in 2004 claimed Michael had been telling his friends he was the father, but they were unsure whether or not to believe him.

However, Omer’s appearance and his physical similarities to Michael’s official son Blanket, has indeed fuelled speculation that he might be the son of Michael Jackson( see picture at the top).

Jackson was introduced to Omer way back in 1996. Michael was highly impressed by the imitation dance moves of then 12 year old Omer. The following year, Jackson invited the whole family to Neverland Ranch to stay with him. Omer’s father Riz Bhatti worked as a chauffeur and Omer’s mother Pia Bhatti became the caretaker of Blanket.

So You Think You Can Dance Breast Cancer VIDEO

Perhaps a most inspiring dance showdown on TV So You Think You Can Dance USA Breast Cancer Awareness for July 22, 2009. Wow, that dance was amazing, i've never watched a dance and really felt emotions while watching before. I guess that's just how my mind works but this was truly awesome. I have never watched So You Think You Can Dance before, and this was the first episode I've seen.

The powerhouse dance is called Tyce done by Melissa and Ade. Its power is undeniable. The SYTYCD cancer dance has captured the hope, pain, hope, anger, hope, frustration, HOPE, of many a person dealing with cancer. Here is the video SYTYCD breast cancer dance from youtube

Watch So You Think You Can Dance breast cancer dance youtube video

Kate Gosselin Upskirt And Panty Peek Picture Moment



Here is Kate Gosselin, from the famous and controversial, “Jon & Kate Plus 8" doing her best Britney Spears impression by having her own upskirt panty peek picture moment. Kate Gosselin really needs to learn to keep her legs crossed.

Now, I may be wrong about this, but I think Kate Gosselin wanted this upskirt picture taken of her. Seriously, think about this for a second. With a backyard as big as she has (acres I believe) why did she choose to sit on her front steps to eat lunch and show her panties? She knows that the paparazzi is all over the place and they hound her at all hours of the day trying to get her picture. Why sit in the front yard with your panties hanging out? Is Kate really that desperate for attention?

Katie Irene Gosselin is best known for the reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8 which profiles her and ex-husband Jon Gosselin as they raise their atypical family of sextuplets and twins.

Erin Andrews Peephole Video Scandal


Erin Andrews, the beautiful ESPN reporter who had a video of her nude exposed publicly on the web will be seeking legal actions towards the person responsible for the video. If you have not seen the video, it is a 5 minute video, shot through a peephole, and you can clearly see Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room, in front of her mirror doing her hair, ironing clothes, admiring her body, etc.

In the past few days, there are been millions of searches for Erin Andrews Naked through a Peephole Video.

It's a a pity that Erin Andrews is the victim of such a crime. My guess is that ther person involved in her crime was probably an ESPN employee. I the person knew Erin Andrews' work schedule and when Erin would be in her hotel room.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Manslaughter evidence sought at Michael Jackson doctor's office



Detectives searched the Houston, Texas, medical office of Dr. Conrad Murray on Wednesday for "evidence of the offense of manslaughter," Murray's lawyer said. The search warrant "services part of the ongoing investigation into the death of Michael Jackson," a Los Angeles Police spokesman said.


Obviously the Dr has something to do with his death, but murder? You can blame the doctor all you want, but if he didn't give Michael the drugs, Michael would have found someone else who would have. Either way, he was bound to be dead by now.

Taco Bell dog dies at 15 - Headed off to that big burrito in the sky


It has been A bad month for the famous, they are dropping faster than flies, (I really don't know how fast flies drop) but all famous people seem to be really kickin it.

Gidget, The Taco Bell chihuahua, has passed away this morning at the young age of 15. But if you look at it in dog years, she lived a good, long life. The Taco Bell dog spent her last days basking in the lazy warmth of a southern California sun, according to her trainer.

She charmed millions without ever saying a word, and managed to make fast food tacos adorable. Gidget, may you run free and happy in doggy heaven. I am sure they have the best burritos and tacos up there.

Rest In Peace, "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" dog. We will always remember you every time we go to Taco Bell.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Kimo Leopoldo is NOT DEAD, He is Just the Victim of Internet Prank


UFC old schooler Kimo Leopoldo is alive.

The rumors which circulated earlier today that the 41-year-old Leopoldo passed away from complications of a heart attack Monday night in Costa Rica are untrue, MMA FanHouse has learned from Leopoldo's publicist.

Further, within sixteen minutes after the truth came out, the internet prankster who started the rumor admitted that he fabricated the story.

The prankster began the rumor by posting on a popular internet forum and soon after, the story was picked up by numerous blogs and news sites -- including the New York Daily News, TMZ and Canada.com.

Leopoldo (10-7-1) is six-time UFC competitor and a two-time PRIDE fighter. The controversial heavyweight made his UFC debut at UFC 3 in September 2004, losing via submission to Royce Gracie. His last fight was a TKO loss to Wes Sims at an X-1 event in Hawaii on Oct. 6, 2006.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Video of Michael Jackson's hair on fire in 1984



In 1984 Michael Jackson was shooting a commercial for Pepsi. During the shoot, Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire during an on-set accident. Jackson suffered serious burns to his face and scalp, and this is when his addiction to pain medications started.

This is never before seen video...warning, it is graphic.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson


Tony Romo dumped Jessican Simpson the night before her 29th birthday. My guess is Tony did not want to buy her a ring. However, these two are always fighting, so my other guess is that they will get back together and Tony Romo will have to make up that gift to Jessica with an even bigger gift.
People.com reported that on Simpson's birthday, Romo was seen partying at Los Angeles nightclub My House. "He had quite a few girls stop by his dance floor table," another source told the site. "Romo was sipping Grey Goose and having a fun time with the boys."
Maybe now Tony Romo will win a playoff game.

Remember When Amy Winehouse Was Pretty?


My my...what a few years and a crack pipe will do to a person. This, kids, is why you do not stick whatever you can find up your nose and other body parts.
Amy Winehouse is a brilliant musician, but addiction is not a pretty thing.

Friday, July 10, 2009

President Obama Checks Out Da Booty


When I first saw this picture of President Obama checking out this girl, I was going to comment on how Obama likes him some white girl booty, and that he's going to be glad that he has Secret Service protection when Michelle Obama sees this picture. But then I learned that this girl Obama is looking at is actually not a white girl. She is a Brazilian girl, and she is only 16 years old! I guess Obama likes him some young Brazilian booty then.


What can you say, hes a man! Besides, I think checking out booty is a tradition in Brazil, so it's OK.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Turned Down a Role in "The Hangover"... OUCH!


Lindsay Lohan had HUGE chance to revive her acting career by being in the hottest movie of the summer, but she turned it down. The role of Jade, the stripper in the movie who was played by Heather Graham was first offered to Lindsay Lohan, but the starlet turned up her nose at the script saying the screenplay "had no potential".


No potential? The Hangover has brought in over $200 million dollars. Maybe Lohan had a hangover herself when she read the script.


Lindsay Lohan must be kicking herself in the butt right about now while Heather Graham is laughing it up, all the way to the bank. Heather did a fabulous job in the role, I'm not so sure that Lindsay could have done a better job. Also, I wonder if Lindsay would have went bare-breasted in the movie like Heather Graham did.


Hey Lindsay, we hear McDonald's is hiring.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

R.I.P. Michael Jackson


Michael Jackson will FINALLY be laid to rest. I got so drunk tonight, I could not help it though. I was watching the Michael Jackson memorial coverage at the Staples Center all day today because I was not lucky enough to be one of the 17,500 ticket winners and I had to drink my sorrows away, I cried my eyes out, I have to tell you. I did not think that I would cry, but after watching Brooke Shields and then Paris (Michael Jackson's daughter) say what they had to say, I could not help myself. My tears were falling like Niagra Falls. Paris is cute as a button, and after she told the world that her Daddy was the best father anybody could ever have, my eyes were flowing with tears. Rest In Peace Michael Jackson, and I hope that everything turns out for the best for your children!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Massive Scramble For Michael Jackson Funeral Tickets


Not every Michael Jackson fan will get the opportunity to go to his funeral. There are over half a million Michael Jackson fans scrambling for the 17,500 free tickets that were made available to the public for MJ's public memorial service next Tuesday at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Just within minutes of the staples center making the tickets available online at http://www.staplescenter.com/ their servers crashed due to the amount of traffic the website was receiving.

"You might want to consider watching this from the comfort of your own home," said Los Angeles City Councilwoman Jan Perry, who is doubling as the city's acting mayor.

But fear not, if you were not one of the lucky ones to get a ticket, the memorial service will be streamed online. Also, if you are trying to get a glimpse of Michael Jackson's body, it won't happen at the memorial service. Michael Jackson's body will not be there.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Dead Michael Jackson Jokes

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.

Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.

In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.

Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.

Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.

In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”

What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.